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milkhorns · 1 year ago

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⚫️⚪️ The Spot ⚫️⚪️

#genuinely have been giggling abt this mf since i left the theatre #tumblr sexyman material but in the funniest way possible tbh #the spot #spiderverse spoilers #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spot fanart #the spot fanart #marvel fanart #doodles #myart #fanart

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maxl-quaxl · 2 years ago

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CECIL FUCKING SWEEP BABY

[ID: Night Vale fanart of Cecil, a tall brown man who has a third eye and a “#1” crown floating over his head. “Cecil SWEEP” is written above him in big purple letters. Cecil is wearing a crop top, furry pants, and cat ears and has Esteban, his baby, strapped to his chest. and is talking on the phone with a smile, and

He chats cheerfully, “Hm? Yes, of course dear, I’ll go get groceries on my way home! Esteban needs a nap, after all! OH! And before I forget, I just ran into a live SKELETON! Pretty neat, huh? What a silly little guy!” In the background, San is in the dead Family Guy pose, captioned “#sanssleep / he deserves to rest.” Three floating eyes look down at him and say “lol loser.” End ID]

[Plain text: Cecil fucking sweep]

ID created by princess-of-purple-prose

#tumblr sexyman poll #cecil gershwin palmer #wtnv #welcome to night vale #welcome to nightvale #sans #CECILSWEEP #HELL YEAH BABYYYYY #am incredibly proud of this poll's outcome tbh #and yeah I know Esteban is a bit older than this sort of baby stage but #I thought it'd be hilarious if Cecil did all of the fights while carrying Esteban around with him #like when the babysitter was out so he took him to work yknow #esteban the scientist palmer #esteban palmer #esteban wtnv #sanssleep #yeah I know this looks shabby but I pushed this out as fast as possible in honor of Cecil

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slaket-and-sprash · 10 months ago

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"I'm attracted to a tall mad scientist who has been the main villain of their series at one point and is associated with the color blue and has a tragic backstory"

"which one?"

"YES"

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sad-endings-suck · 10 months ago

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“Why would you even ship that character with anybody?! He’s basically irredeemable to me—“

TO YOU!! He’s irredeemable to you. But some of us are silly geese that like our men to be the sexy, sad, feral, pathetic wet cats that they really are deep down, because we aren’t allergic to joy.

Is that okay with you??!? Is that permissible in the eyes of the Chronically Online Board of Hypothetical Ethics and Human Resources for Fictional Characters That Are Not Real™️®️.

You can go enjoy your curated selection of stale two dimensional wonderbread men in the corner, like the misguided pitiful lost soul that you are. the rest of us will be enjoying ourselves as our pathetic wet rag himbos and twinks kneel on the ground and beg to taste pussy/cock so hard they nearly come, like real men. just as god herself intended.

#but good luck on your pending prosecutions!!#I’ve heard that no one has actually ever convicted a fictional character of war crimes before but who knows!! you could be the first.#and then you’ll know that all those long hard hours you spent typing away were actually for nothing #because ✨real life✨ lawyers get paid but you did all that shit for free. you goofy ass bitch #okay okay #that was all meant to be humours and done in good faith but i MAY have gotten SLIGHTLY carried away. possibly #for real tho this wasn’t prompted by anyone or anything in particular i’m just stoned #🍃 thoughts #tumblr sexyman #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #bg3 wyll #bg3 halsin #taigen blue eye samurai #taigen #taimizu #bg3 memes #bg3 romance #asoiaf meta #jaime lannister #braime #reylo #kylo ren #klaroline #johnny silverhand #zutara #cp2077 #eric northman #true blood #captain jack sparrow

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ittybittyluci · 7 months ago

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Lucifer started using ‘duck’ as a substitute for fuck because he thought it was funny, then eventually started saying it unironically, then ended up completely forgetting how to use the actual work. He was trying so hard in the finale not to say ‘duck’ that he forgot the up. It’s canon, Jeremy Jordan said so, he told me himself we had a conversation. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.

#hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #i love luci #apple daddy #duck lord #lucifer #short king #lucifer morningstar #he’s such a dumbass #no but #can you REALLY tell me I’m wrong?#look me in the eyes and say this isn’t possible #tumblr sexyman #even when he’s a fucking idiot #I love him #shitpost

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sorialice · 1 year ago

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i return with a little onceler closet cosplay 😻 genderbent version? you can't see my face so i guess that part isn't obvious 🥴🥴 i got the background on pinterest but idk who to credit t_t

imagine me while reading fanfics 😩 JKJK

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kattitude130 · 7 months ago

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if you don’t know the characters and are seeing all the art of ABA’s giant key husband being humanized and think “oh the tumblrinas are at it again” the human design is technically canon (to a certain ending/timeline) and ABA’s whole goal was to find/create a body for him (probably so she can… you can imagine) so it’s really not that far off. and there’s still plenty of people attracted to the actual key

#i think people should tumblr sexyman that key as much as possible #my post #guilty gear #i like when people add to the design like piercings and all the fun leather outfits keep doing that

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thirsty-ikea-bug · 2 years ago

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I'm voting for Gregor the Snail over Jack Slash, and you can't change my mind.

Look me in the eyes and tell me that creepypasta ass man has ever pleasured anyone.

A vote for Gregor is a vote for a guy who actually fucks.

#miss tumblr sexyman 2023 worm edition #vicposting #possible hornets nest #worm #parahumans

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verilydigital · 1 year ago

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🎻Mr. Grasshopper🎻 ✨appreciation post✨

from James and The Giant Peach (1996)

A severely underrated movie imo. And he’s definitely one of my favorite parts of it!

Sure, he could be snobbish and a know-it-all at times…

But, c’mon, Simon Callow’s voice acting?? The elegance?? He plays the violin!? *chef’s kiss*

Also a dancer (gotta love a man with musical theatre skills lol)

In conclusion, your honor… he🎻

#james and the giant peach #mr. grasshopper #I will never get over how much I adore his voice hfhfhdh #also his animation is so expressive and flowing!#stop motion is flippin magical😭✨#henry selick #stop motion #possibly tumblr sexyman?? fbdhhd #or… tumblr sexy… buuuug—? nah nevermind #mr grasshopper #my gifs

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unokonei · 2 years ago

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Love those silly fellas <3

#venture bros #vbros #pete white #billy quizboy #they are rotting my brain in the best way possible #pete white would be a great tumblr sexyman #my art

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angorwhosebabyisthis · 10 months ago

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one thing i love about ricky is that a good chunk of the time he's all awkward angles, and another (often overlapping) chunk of the time he's Delightful Rickyface, and then every now and then out of the blue you just get flashbanged by how hot he is